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unicorn. when you gotta go, you gotta go. 3.50 in. x 3.25 in. $1.49


















don't blame me I voted for your mom. 5.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49







pants no pants. 2.25 in. x 3.50 in. $1.49























I smoke crack for big miles. Now all will know how you power through those 25-mile days on the Appalachian Trail. GO LIGHT! 4.5 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49





Alcohol Tobacco Firearms who's bringin' the chips? 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99




I don't have an honor student but I do have a really nice ass. ya' single??? 9.0 in. x 2 in. $1.99







hiker kid peeing on a tree. 4.5 in. x 5.25 in. $1.99


























how are you gonna teach your kids about drugs if you can't even roll a decent joint? packin' the bong ain't gonna cut it! go back to your roots! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49







I love small dicks. it's how you use it guys! length and girth don't matter! seriously! I get told that all the time! 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49









Hunter S. Thompson for President. R.I.P. 6.75 in. x 1.5 in. $1.99







ask me about my explosive diarrhea. 3.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49



fuck you and your fuckin' Leki poles! back by popular demand! resurrected from the sticker grave! now more than ever! put it on your Leki poles! ha! 3.0 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49











Proud parent of this steaming turd. Finally a sticker for everyone! Not all of us can have an honor student, but we all have an honorable turd now and then! 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99





hike naked (dude). and eat beans too! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49









hike naked (woman). it puts color on your cheeks! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49











Vet Techs do it doggie style. We all know someone who is a vet tech... show your appreciation to them with this clever little number! 6.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99





10 pack of vet techs do it doggie style stickers! $9.99






The Famous Poop Pack!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!! What an amazing deal!!!! You will receive a copy of each of our poop related stickers and 5 butt stickers!!!! Incredible!!! Great for cars, bikes, toilets, notebooks, computers, or anywhere! You'll get all stickers shown! OK, you can start the presses up again now. $3.99













I'm hornier than John Philip Sousa! Band geeks unite!!!!!!! Perfect for your tuba case! Yes, his name is spelled corectly. 2.50 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49




You only go around once so you might as well go around shitfaced. 9.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99





I'm just a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker. 4.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49




kid peeing where he is supposed to. A take off on the popular "kid peeing on everything in the universe" stickers. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99

















Real men shit their pants. c'mon, you know you've done it! (or someone you know has!) Now available exclusively in shit brown flavor/color! 4.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49




Piece of shit. This is an original design and one I am very proud of. I think it may be one of my favorite stickers that I have ever made, ever. It is so concise, so simple. It reminds me of the "Hello Kitty (TM)" stickers of my youth. The steaming turd pictured on the sticker might be viewed as something else entirely if it were not for the revealing text beside it. A pictograph perhaps? Although, I guess if it were a pictograph, it would be a pictograph of a piece of shit. Anyway, the other interesting thing about this sticker is that it comes in a variety of shades of brown just like your own bowel. I threw some yellow ink into the dark brown ink pictured here while printing and the gradual combination remarkably morphed over the course of the run from a good solid movement color to the peanut butter color and texture that we all hate as does whoever pays for the toilet paper in your house. Some of the stickers are the color of my favorite (tan) m&m's (TM) of my youth that were so tragically removed from the bag to be replaced by those disgusting inedible blue ones (who in their right mind would ever eat a blue m&m (TM)? that's almost as bad as those orange baby aspirin smarties (TM)). Just as you eagerly look into the bowl after a good sit down to reveal the mystery of what you've created, the mystery of what color sticker you receive will not be revealed until that special envelope arrives in your mailbox with your stinky sticker. 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49




eat more pie (blue). 2.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49