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peace grenade (blue). 2.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
peace grenade (red). 2.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
peace grenade (red white and blue). 2.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
psychedelic spiral. Time to eat some shrooms and listen to Santana!!! whoaaaaa. 5.0 in. x 5.0 in. $1.99
unicorn. when you gotta go, you gotta go. 3.50 in. x 3.25 in. $1.49
night owl 2.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49
day owl 2.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49
ace of hearts. 3.00 in. x 4.00 in. $1.49
outhouse, 2.50 in. 4.0 in. $1.49
heart. 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
campfire. original paper cut out design made into a sticker :). 6.25 in. x 5.0 in. $1.99
smaller version of our friends toasting marshmallows over the campfire design. 3.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
swinging on the tree. 5.5 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
smaller version of our friends swinging on the tree of love. 3.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
2000 miles long but only 3 feet wide. The beautiful Appalachian Trail! 2.5 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49
kid peeing where he is supposed to. A take off on the popular "kid peeing on everything in the universe" stickers. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99
hiker kid peeing on a tree. 4.5 in. x 5.25 in. $1.99
hiker (larger version). 4.0 in. x 4.5 in. $1.99
picture of hiker. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.49
hike naked (dude). and eat beans too! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
hike naked (woman). it puts color on your cheeks! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
hiker playing ultimate frisbee. disc golf rules! 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
friendly hiker with her dog. a woman's best friend :) 4.25 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
we love the Appalchian Trail. 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
Alexander Sumpertramp Lives!!!!! 4.00 in. 2.5 in. $1.49
A.T. Thru-hiker Answers. A quick cheat sheet guide for all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers! Slap this baby on your water bottle, journal, Leki Poles or anywhere! Show it to any weekend warrior who starts in with the questions! Makes a great gift! 3.5 in. x 4.0 in. $1.49
Alcohol Tobacco Firearms who's bringin' the chips? 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99
ask me about my explosive diarrhea. 3.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49
bikealicious! 3.5 in. x 1 in. $1.49
billy don't lose my number. now who doesn't love a cute goat? 3.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
birders pish outdoors. where did that ivory billed woodpecker fly off to??? dammit, I was just getting my camera ready!!! 3.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
blue blazer. 4.00 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
butt. two butts are better than one. 1.00 in. x 0.75 in. 4 butt stickers for $1.49 (color assortment includes blue and black)
country livin'. all y'all luv farms!!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!! 6.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
dance as you go. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
don't blame me I voted for your mom. 5.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
don't hate the playa hate the game. Awesome illustration by my 6th grader friend and neighbor. 3.5 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
Drink moonshine. The official drink of the Kentucky Olympic basketball team. 2 in. x 1 in. $1.49
eat it sticker pack! An assortment of 20 eat it! stickers stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, computer, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little pick me up! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
eat more pie (blue). 2.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
EPO te quiero. Erythropoietin is a hormone that controls red blood cell production and a favorte performance-enhancing drug for bicyclists and others! yum! I love EPO! 4.25 in. 2.0 in. $1.99
E.T. for President. Am I the only one who thinks this is funny? 2.5 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
fuck you and your fuckin' Leki poles! back by popular demand! resurrected from the sticker grave! now more than ever! put it on your Leki poles! ha! 3.0 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
fuck your gender! stand up for transgender, lesbian, gay, queer, and bi rights! 2.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49
the future begins tomorrow... 4.0 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
girl power!. 3.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
girls love dirt!. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Go heavy. For those hikers that do not consider a stove, tent, and sleeping bag as luxury items. 2.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
go ho or go home. We ran out of the purple so we will send ya a blue or green of this design. I hope that is OK. (we'll change the picture soon :) 4.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
Harry Potter has a Hairy Pooper. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
hey Woody Guthrie where are ya'? 3.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
Hike your own hike. Got that Springer Fever???. Well get back out on the trail, yo!, you know you hate your job/major at school! 2 in. x 2.75 in. $1.49
Hiker bitch. Show your true nature with this classic. That yuppie gearhead will think twice before asking "Hey beautiful, going my way?" 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
Hiker trash. A way of life, and infinitely more... 2.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
HIKERTRASH. now an extra large version for maximum exposure!!!! 9.25 in. x 2.5 in. $1.99
hold on to your dreams. my Grandma suggested this one :) 5 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Home is where you hang your foodbag! The hiker's creed. 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
how are you gonna teach your kids about drugs if you can't even roll a decent joint? packin' the bong ain't gonna cut it! go back to your roots! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
hug a logger you'll never go back to trees. loggers are people too! and so are trees! and hippies! we love them all! and loraxii! 9.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.99 (temporarily sold out)
Hunter S. Thompson for President. R.I.P. 6.75 in. x 1.5 in. $1.99
Husky Heeb. Perfect for your large Jewish cousin, friend, or boyfriend. 3.5 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
I don't have an honor student but I do have a really nice ass. ya' single??? 9.0 in. x 2 in. $1.99
I Love Dapper Dan. beautiful drawing of Dapper Dan by Evi. 3.75 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
I love concrete. 5.0 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
I smoke crack for big miles. Now all will know how you power through those 25-mile days on the Appalachian Trail. GO LIGHT! 4.5 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49
inner peace through impulse buying (red). 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
I'd rather be hiking the Appalachian Trail. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
I had to quit meditating too stressful. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
I hope that there is no such thing as secondhand cholesterol. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
I love small dicks. it's how you use it guys! length and girth don't matter! seriously! I get told that all the time! 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
I'm hornier than John Philip Sousa! Band geeks unite!!!!!!! Perfect for your tuba case! Yes, his name is spelled corectly. 2.50 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49
In case of fire, yell fire! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 3 in. x 1 in. $1.49
In case of fire, yell fire! LARGE BUMPER STICKER SIZE!!! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 7.50 in. x 3 in. $1.99
instant family just add trail... thanks to Okeepa for this great new sticker idea, it only took me 10 years to finally print it :) 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
I'm just a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker. 4.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
It will be OK. 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
it will be OK sticker pack! An assortment of 20 it will be OK stickers (colors vary depending on availability)! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, computer, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little pick me up! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
It's about the beer not the gear. seriously! what are you gonna do when you get to the top of that mountain or campfire, drink water??? on second thought maybe it should say, it's about the bourbon, not the gear. 3.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
I've got nowhere to be and all day to get there. 3.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Jack Daniels for president. OK Mr. Jong Ill, what ef we just set down and have a little drink and discuss this whole newkulur misunderstandin'. Ah'm sure we kin work et all out. 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
keepin' it kosher. um, yeah, no thanks, I don't want to try your bacon cheeseburger. L'chaim! 5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
My kid sold pot to your honor student. 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99
LOVE! 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
spread the love sticker pack! An assortment of 20 LOVE! stickers (colors vary depending on availability)! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little lovin'! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
m f fuck off. TRANNY POWER!! support gender queer everywhere!!!!! PS MYOB MF!!!! 2.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
Midwives help people out. 6.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99
ten pack of Midwives help people out stickers $9.99
twenty pack of Midwives help people out stickers $17.99
my health care provider comes in 12 oz cans. no health insurance? reach for another cold one! aaaaah no more worries :) 2.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
No bar too far. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
On a steel horse I ride. Perfect for your bicycle or motorcycle! My Grandma put one on her walker and is going to sell them to her friends in wheelchairs too!! Long Live Bon Jovi!!!!! 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Organic food y'know, what your grandparents used to call food. support your local farmer's market! say no to factory farms! go watch Food Inc. 3.25 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
pants no pants. 2.25 in. x 3.50 in. $1.49
peace. round sticker 2.5 in. in diameter $1.99
Shalom. This Hebrew sticker says Shalom in the middle (Peace). Around the edge it says "Lo Yisa Goy El Goy Herev, Lo Il Mido Im Meel Hamach". This translates to "Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, nor should they study war". You may recognize it from The Old Testament. 2.0 in. round $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
Peace through ping pong! Who needs war? Let's settle it over a nice friendly game of table tennis! 3.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
petroleum athlete. yeeeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! throw me another schlitz! whadddayamean we're out?!?!?!? hop on the back, we got three minutes! we can make it before it closes!!!!! 5.5 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
Piece of shit. This is an original design and one I am very proud of. I think it may be one of my favorite stickers that I have ever made, ever. It is so concise, so simple. It reminds me of the "Hello Kitty (TM)" stickers of my youth. The steaming turd pictured on the sticker might be viewed as something else entirely if it were not for the revealing text beside it. A pictograph perhaps? Although, I guess if it were a pictograph, it would be a pictograph of a piece of shit. Anyway, the other interesting thing about this sticker is that it comes in a variety of shades of brown just like your own bowel. I threw some yellow ink into the dark brown ink pictured here while printing and the gradual combination remarkably morphed over the course of the run from a good solid movement color to the peanut butter color and texture that we all hate as does whoever pays for the toilet paper in your house. Some of the stickers are the color of my favorite (tan) m&m's (TM) of my youth that were so tragically removed from the bag to be replaced by those disgusting inedible blue ones (who in their right mind would ever eat a blue m&m (TM)? that's almost as bad as those orange baby aspirin smarties (TM)). Just as you eagerly look into the bowl after a good sit down to reveal the mystery of what you've created, the mystery of what color sticker you receive will not be revealed until that special enevelope arrives in your mailbox with your stinky sticker. 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
please don't ask about my dissertation. I know I should have finished it two years ago... It just needs a little more editing... yeah, no, don't buy that plane ticket for my graduation quite yet... 4.5 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
please don't ask about my thesis. yeah, um, it's coming along... I just need to collect a bit more data and can start writing it next year... 4.5 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
The Famous Poop Pack!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!! What an amazing deal!!!! You will receive a copy of each of our poop related stickers and 5 butt stickers!!!! Incredible!!! Great for cars, bikes, toilets, notebooks, computers, or anywhere! You'll get all stickers shown! OK, you can start the presses up again now. $3.99
Powered by Ramen! 6.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Proud parent of this steaming turd. Finally a sticker for everyone! Not all of us can have an honor student, but we all have an honorable turd now and then! 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
Real men shit their pants. c'mon, you know you've done it! (or someone you know has!) Now available exclusively in shit brown flavor/color! 4.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
Rock n Roll. This is a new design drawn by my 7 year old friend and neighbor! 2.50 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
Schlanger Nation. Represent!!!!!!! we recruit!!!! 5.50 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
section hiker. Make the adventure last! Rock the Appalachian Trail. 8.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49
shop at your local dumpster. Back by popular demand! So much gets thrown away that is still perfectly usable or edible! dive in! 5.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
Small tits are beautiful. Damn straight! Don't let Barbie, Cosmo, every billboard promoting smoking, or the whole US culture tell you any different! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
stinky hiker. That smell never quite goes away :) 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (black). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (blue). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (red). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (green). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
take back your power. 4.75 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Talk to the foot. 'cause the hand ain't listening! 0.75 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
these aren't the droids you're looking for. Ride safely with the power of THE FORCE on your bumper. No guarantees for protection from speeding tickets though, leadfoot. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
There is no mad tofu disease. 5.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
tree hugger. 3 in. x 2 in. $1.49
ultimate lay. 4.5 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
Vet Techs do it doggie style. We all know someone who is a vet tech... show your appreciation to them with this clever little number! 6.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99
10 pack of vet techs do it doggie style stickers! $9.99
video games runined my life good things I have two extra lives. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
wait what whoaaa. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
WARNING contains dihydrogen monoxide. a serious threat to our health! a major component of acid rain! found in ALL nuclear power plants! extremely high levels in rivers and streams too! yikes! 3.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
What Would Scooby Do? 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
when I die it won't be this nalgene that kills me. BPA? so what! 2.0 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
White Blazer. 4 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
yellow blazer. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
yes, I walked here from Georgia. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
yes, I walked here from Maine. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
yin yang. round sticker 2.5 in. in diameter $1.99 (temporarily sold out)
yin yang. round sticker 1.75 in. in diameter $1.49
You only go around once so you might as well go around shitfaced. 9.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
your tent or mine? popular pick up line on the trail :) 1.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
- all of our stickers in alphabetical order
- our newest stickers
- hiking, outdoors, and Appalachian Trail stickers
- peace and other political stickers
- stickers for women and girls
- might be construed as "offensive" stickers
- love and romance stickers
- Cheap grab bag, the best worst deal around, DO NOT BUY!!!
- A cute girl modeling some of our stickers
All of Our Stickers |
peace grenade (blue). 2.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
peace grenade (red). 2.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
peace grenade (red white and blue). 2.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
psychedelic spiral. Time to eat some shrooms and listen to Santana!!! whoaaaaa. 5.0 in. x 5.0 in. $1.99
unicorn. when you gotta go, you gotta go. 3.50 in. x 3.25 in. $1.49
night owl 2.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49
day owl 2.0 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49
ace of hearts. 3.00 in. x 4.00 in. $1.49
outhouse, 2.50 in. 4.0 in. $1.49
heart. 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
campfire. original paper cut out design made into a sticker :). 6.25 in. x 5.0 in. $1.99
smaller version of our friends toasting marshmallows over the campfire design. 3.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
swinging on the tree. 5.5 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
smaller version of our friends swinging on the tree of love. 3.00 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
2000 miles long but only 3 feet wide. The beautiful Appalachian Trail! 2.5 in. x 3.0 in. $1.49
kid peeing where he is supposed to. A take off on the popular "kid peeing on everything in the universe" stickers. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99
hiker kid peeing on a tree. 4.5 in. x 5.25 in. $1.99
hiker (larger version). 4.0 in. x 4.5 in. $1.99
picture of hiker. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.49
hike naked (dude). and eat beans too! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
hike naked (woman). it puts color on your cheeks! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
hiker playing ultimate frisbee. disc golf rules! 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
friendly hiker with her dog. a woman's best friend :) 4.25 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
we love the Appalchian Trail. 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
Alexander Sumpertramp Lives!!!!! 4.00 in. 2.5 in. $1.49
A.T. Thru-hiker Answers. A quick cheat sheet guide for all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers! Slap this baby on your water bottle, journal, Leki Poles or anywhere! Show it to any weekend warrior who starts in with the questions! Makes a great gift! 3.5 in. x 4.0 in. $1.49
Alcohol Tobacco Firearms who's bringin' the chips? 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99
ask me about my explosive diarrhea. 3.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49
bikealicious! 3.5 in. x 1 in. $1.49
billy don't lose my number. now who doesn't love a cute goat? 3.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
birders pish outdoors. where did that ivory billed woodpecker fly off to??? dammit, I was just getting my camera ready!!! 3.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
blue blazer. 4.00 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
butt. two butts are better than one. 1.00 in. x 0.75 in. 4 butt stickers for $1.49 (color assortment includes blue and black)
country livin'. all y'all luv farms!!!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!!! 6.0 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
dance as you go. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
don't blame me I voted for your mom. 5.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
don't hate the playa hate the game. Awesome illustration by my 6th grader friend and neighbor. 3.5 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
Drink moonshine. The official drink of the Kentucky Olympic basketball team. 2 in. x 1 in. $1.49
eat it sticker pack! An assortment of 20 eat it! stickers stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, computer, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little pick me up! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
eat more pie (blue). 2.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
EPO te quiero. Erythropoietin is a hormone that controls red blood cell production and a favorte performance-enhancing drug for bicyclists and others! yum! I love EPO! 4.25 in. 2.0 in. $1.99
E.T. for President. Am I the only one who thinks this is funny? 2.5 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
fuck you and your fuckin' Leki poles! back by popular demand! resurrected from the sticker grave! now more than ever! put it on your Leki poles! ha! 3.0 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
fuck your gender! stand up for transgender, lesbian, gay, queer, and bi rights! 2.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49
the future begins tomorrow... 4.0 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
girl power!. 3.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
girls love dirt!. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Go heavy. For those hikers that do not consider a stove, tent, and sleeping bag as luxury items. 2.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
go ho or go home. We ran out of the purple so we will send ya a blue or green of this design. I hope that is OK. (we'll change the picture soon :) 4.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
Harry Potter has a Hairy Pooper. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
hey Woody Guthrie where are ya'? 3.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
Hike your own hike. Got that Springer Fever???. Well get back out on the trail, yo!, you know you hate your job/major at school! 2 in. x 2.75 in. $1.49
Hiker bitch. Show your true nature with this classic. That yuppie gearhead will think twice before asking "Hey beautiful, going my way?" 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
Hiker trash. A way of life, and infinitely more... 2.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
HIKERTRASH. now an extra large version for maximum exposure!!!! 9.25 in. x 2.5 in. $1.99
hold on to your dreams. my Grandma suggested this one :) 5 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Home is where you hang your foodbag! The hiker's creed. 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
how are you gonna teach your kids about drugs if you can't even roll a decent joint? packin' the bong ain't gonna cut it! go back to your roots! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
hug a logger you'll never go back to trees. loggers are people too! and so are trees! and hippies! we love them all! and loraxii! 9.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.99 (temporarily sold out)
Hunter S. Thompson for President. R.I.P. 6.75 in. x 1.5 in. $1.99
Husky Heeb. Perfect for your large Jewish cousin, friend, or boyfriend. 3.5 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
I don't have an honor student but I do have a really nice ass. ya' single??? 9.0 in. x 2 in. $1.99
I Love Dapper Dan. beautiful drawing of Dapper Dan by Evi. 3.75 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
I love concrete. 5.0 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
I smoke crack for big miles. Now all will know how you power through those 25-mile days on the Appalachian Trail. GO LIGHT! 4.5 in. x 0.75 in. $1.49
inner peace through impulse buying (red). 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
I'd rather be hiking the Appalachian Trail. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
I had to quit meditating too stressful. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
I hope that there is no such thing as secondhand cholesterol. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
I love small dicks. it's how you use it guys! length and girth don't matter! seriously! I get told that all the time! 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
I'm hornier than John Philip Sousa! Band geeks unite!!!!!!! Perfect for your tuba case! Yes, his name is spelled corectly. 2.50 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49
In case of fire, yell fire! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 3 in. x 1 in. $1.49
In case of fire, yell fire! LARGE BUMPER STICKER SIZE!!! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 7.50 in. x 3 in. $1.99
instant family just add trail... thanks to Okeepa for this great new sticker idea, it only took me 10 years to finally print it :) 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
I'm just a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker. 4.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
It will be OK. 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
it will be OK sticker pack! An assortment of 20 it will be OK stickers (colors vary depending on availability)! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, computer, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little pick me up! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
It's about the beer not the gear. seriously! what are you gonna do when you get to the top of that mountain or campfire, drink water??? on second thought maybe it should say, it's about the bourbon, not the gear. 3.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
I've got nowhere to be and all day to get there. 3.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Jack Daniels for president. OK Mr. Jong Ill, what ef we just set down and have a little drink and discuss this whole newkulur misunderstandin'. Ah'm sure we kin work et all out. 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
keepin' it kosher. um, yeah, no thanks, I don't want to try your bacon cheeseburger. L'chaim! 5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
My kid sold pot to your honor student. 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99
LOVE! 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
spread the love sticker pack! An assortment of 20 LOVE! stickers (colors vary depending on availability)! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little lovin'! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
m f fuck off. TRANNY POWER!! support gender queer everywhere!!!!! PS MYOB MF!!!! 2.50 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
Midwives help people out. 6.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99
ten pack of Midwives help people out stickers $9.99
twenty pack of Midwives help people out stickers $17.99
my health care provider comes in 12 oz cans. no health insurance? reach for another cold one! aaaaah no more worries :) 2.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
No bar too far. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
On a steel horse I ride. Perfect for your bicycle or motorcycle! My Grandma put one on her walker and is going to sell them to her friends in wheelchairs too!! Long Live Bon Jovi!!!!! 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Organic food y'know, what your grandparents used to call food. support your local farmer's market! say no to factory farms! go watch Food Inc. 3.25 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
pants no pants. 2.25 in. x 3.50 in. $1.49
peace. round sticker 2.5 in. in diameter $1.99
Shalom. This Hebrew sticker says Shalom in the middle (Peace). Around the edge it says "Lo Yisa Goy El Goy Herev, Lo Il Mido Im Meel Hamach". This translates to "Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, nor should they study war". You may recognize it from The Old Testament. 2.0 in. round $1.49 (temporarily sold out)
Peace through ping pong! Who needs war? Let's settle it over a nice friendly game of table tennis! 3.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
petroleum athlete. yeeeeeeeehaaaaawwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! throw me another schlitz! whadddayamean we're out?!?!?!? hop on the back, we got three minutes! we can make it before it closes!!!!! 5.5 in. x 3.5 in. $1.99
Piece of shit. This is an original design and one I am very proud of. I think it may be one of my favorite stickers that I have ever made, ever. It is so concise, so simple. It reminds me of the "Hello Kitty (TM)" stickers of my youth. The steaming turd pictured on the sticker might be viewed as something else entirely if it were not for the revealing text beside it. A pictograph perhaps? Although, I guess if it were a pictograph, it would be a pictograph of a piece of shit. Anyway, the other interesting thing about this sticker is that it comes in a variety of shades of brown just like your own bowel. I threw some yellow ink into the dark brown ink pictured here while printing and the gradual combination remarkably morphed over the course of the run from a good solid movement color to the peanut butter color and texture that we all hate as does whoever pays for the toilet paper in your house. Some of the stickers are the color of my favorite (tan) m&m's (TM) of my youth that were so tragically removed from the bag to be replaced by those disgusting inedible blue ones (who in their right mind would ever eat a blue m&m (TM)? that's almost as bad as those orange baby aspirin smarties (TM)). Just as you eagerly look into the bowl after a good sit down to reveal the mystery of what you've created, the mystery of what color sticker you receive will not be revealed until that special enevelope arrives in your mailbox with your stinky sticker. 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
please don't ask about my dissertation. I know I should have finished it two years ago... It just needs a little more editing... yeah, no, don't buy that plane ticket for my graduation quite yet... 4.5 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
please don't ask about my thesis. yeah, um, it's coming along... I just need to collect a bit more data and can start writing it next year... 4.5 in. x 2.0 in. $1.49
The Famous Poop Pack!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!! What an amazing deal!!!! You will receive a copy of each of our poop related stickers and 5 butt stickers!!!! Incredible!!! Great for cars, bikes, toilets, notebooks, computers, or anywhere! You'll get all stickers shown! OK, you can start the presses up again now. $3.99
Powered by Ramen! 6.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Proud parent of this steaming turd. Finally a sticker for everyone! Not all of us can have an honor student, but we all have an honorable turd now and then! 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
Real men shit their pants. c'mon, you know you've done it! (or someone you know has!) Now available exclusively in shit brown flavor/color! 4.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
Rock n Roll. This is a new design drawn by my 7 year old friend and neighbor! 2.50 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
Schlanger Nation. Represent!!!!!!! we recruit!!!! 5.50 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
section hiker. Make the adventure last! Rock the Appalachian Trail. 8.0 in. x 1.50 in. $1.49
shop at your local dumpster. Back by popular demand! So much gets thrown away that is still perfectly usable or edible! dive in! 5.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
Small tits are beautiful. Damn straight! Don't let Barbie, Cosmo, every billboard promoting smoking, or the whole US culture tell you any different! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
stinky hiker. That smell never quite goes away :) 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (black). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (blue). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (red). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (green). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.49
take back your power. 4.75 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
Talk to the foot. 'cause the hand ain't listening! 0.75 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
these aren't the droids you're looking for. Ride safely with the power of THE FORCE on your bumper. No guarantees for protection from speeding tickets though, leadfoot. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.49
There is no mad tofu disease. 5.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
tree hugger. 3 in. x 2 in. $1.49
ultimate lay. 4.5 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
Vet Techs do it doggie style. We all know someone who is a vet tech... show your appreciation to them with this clever little number! 6.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99
10 pack of vet techs do it doggie style stickers! $9.99
video games runined my life good things I have two extra lives. 3.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49
wait what whoaaa. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
WARNING contains dihydrogen monoxide. a serious threat to our health! a major component of acid rain! found in ALL nuclear power plants! extremely high levels in rivers and streams too! yikes! 3.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
What Would Scooby Do? 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
when I die it won't be this nalgene that kills me. BPA? so what! 2.0 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
White Blazer. 4 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
yellow blazer. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
yes, I walked here from Georgia. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
yes, I walked here from Maine. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.49
yin yang. round sticker 2.5 in. in diameter $1.99 (temporarily sold out)
yin yang. round sticker 1.75 in. in diameter $1.49
You only go around once so you might as well go around shitfaced. 9.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
your tent or mine? popular pick up line on the trail :) 1.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.49