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Swingers. 5.5 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
kid peeing where he is supposed to. A take off on the popular "kid peeing on everything in the universe" stickers. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99
picture of hiker. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.25
hiker playing ultimate frisbee. 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.25
hike naked (dude). and eat beans too! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.25
hike naked (woman). it puts color on your cheeks! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.25
group of hikers climbing up a steep hill. Original artwork by Low Rider Press ice-cream man Martin Kraemer. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99
we love the Appalchian Trail. 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.25
A.T. Thru-hiker Answers. A quick cheat sheet guide for all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers! Slap this baby on your water bottle, journal, Leki Poles or anywhere! Show it to any weekend warrior who starts in with the questions! Makes a great gift! 3.5 in. x 4.0 in. $1.49
Alcohol Tobacco Firearms who's bringin' the chips? 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99
ask me about my explosive diarrhea. 3.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.25
bikealicious! 3.5 in. x 1 in. $1.25
butt. two butts are better than one. 1.00 in. x 0.75 in. 4 butt stickers for $1.25 (color assortment includes blue and black)
car. I know you have seen all those perplexing oval stickers everywhere, proclaiming that someone loves some country or has visited someplace. It's like some secret code sometimes, trying to decipher where the heck they've been. Here is one that is all inclusive. 4.5 in. x 3 in. $1.99
car. I know you have seen all those perplexing oval stickers everywhere, proclaiming that someone loves some country or has visited someplace. It's like some secret code sometimes, trying to decipher where the heck they've been. This beauty is a take off on the large CAR sticker above, and comes with its' own exhaust fumes, yuck! Perfect for things that aren't a car, such as my phone. 2 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
Caution j-rooter on board! This is a great one to secretly place on the camper of that egotistical braggart who just got in 5500 trees and won't let you forget it. 2.75 in. x 2.75 in. $1.25
dance as you go. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Distillers do it in a vat! Brew-thru!7.75 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
don't hate the playa hate the game. Awesome illustration by my 6th grader friend and neighbor. 3.5 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
Drink moonshine. The official drink of the Kentucky Olympic basketball team. 2 in. x 1 in. $1.25
eat more pie (blue). 2.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
E.T. for President. Am I the only one who thinks this is funny? 2.5 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
Extra weight. A perfect sticker to put on your fuel bottle, water filter, ski poles, or hiking partner. 2.5 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Free the houseplants. It's time to start making a fuss about this important issue. There are billions of defenseless plants locked up in houses and apartments across the world! All they can do is sit and stare out the window of their prison at their brethren/sistren living outdoors in freedom! Longing, wanting for the fresh air of the real world...stuck inside the box... nothing to watch but FOX News and Sex and the City and Star Trek Next Generation reruns (which aren't bad, but not as good as watching mourning doves flirt in the springtime firsthand, whoa!). 5.75 in. x 0.5 in. $1.25
fuck you and your fuckin' Leki poles! back by popular demand! resurrected from the sticker grave! now more than ever! put it on your Leki poles! ha! 3.0 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
girls love dirt!. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Go heavy. For those hikers that do not consider a stove, tent, and sleeping bag as luxury items. 2.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.25
go ho or go home. We ran out of the purple so we will send ya a blue or green of this design. I hope that is OK. (we'll change the picture soon :) 4.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
got milf?. 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.25
Got soymilk? 6 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Harry Potter has a Hairy Pooper. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Cool Chinese writing. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.25
Cool Hebrew writing. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.25
Hike your own hike. Got that Springer Fever???. Well get back out on the trail, yo!, you know you hate your job/major at school! 2 in. x 2.75 in. $1.25
Hiker babe. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Hiker bitch. Show your true nature with this classic. That yuppie gearhead will think twice before asking "Hey beautiful, going my way?" 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Hiker trash. A way of life, and infinitely more... 2.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
HIKERTRASH. now an extra large version for maximum exposure!!!! 9.25 in. x 2.5 in. $1.99
Hottie hiker. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Home is where you hang your foodbag! The hiker's creed. 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
Husky Heeb. Perfect for your large Jewish cousin, friend, or boyfriend. 3.5 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
I'd rather be hiking the Appalachian Trail. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
I'd rather not be tree planting. It's a love/hate relationship, but mostly hate. 7 in. x 2 in. $1.25
I love my hoedad! so why don't ya marry it? ya' play with it all day! 9 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
I love my truck! Um, then why don't you marry it and have a bunch of cyborg kids? 8.25 in. x 1 in. $1.25
I'm hornier than John Philip Sousa! Band geeks unite!!!!!!! Perfect for your tuba case! Yes, his name is spelled corectly. 2.50 in. x 1.50 in. $1.25
inner peace through impulse buying (blue). 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
instant family just add trail... thanks to Okeepa for this great new sticker idea, it only took me 10 years to finally print it :) 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.25
I smoke crack for big miles. Now all will know how you power through those 25-mile days on the Appalachian Trail. GO LIGHT! 4 in. x 0.50 in. $1.25
I'm just a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker. 4.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
In case of fire, yell fire! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 3 in. x 1 in. $1.25
It will be OK. 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
Jack Daniels for president. OK Mr. Jong Il, what ef we just set down and have a little drink and discuss this whole newkulur misunderstandin'. Ah'm sure we kin work et all out. 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
LOVE! 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
ten pack of big blue LOVE! stickers $12.99
Love stretched to cover the world! or your bike top tube! 7.75 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
spread the love sticker pack! An assortment of 20 LOVE! stickers of various colors! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little lovin'! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
Merry Christmas. Ho Ho Ho! 13.5 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
Midwives help people out. 6.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99
ten pack of Midwives help people out stickers $9.99
twenty pack of Midwives help people out stickers $17.99
My dog can plant more trees than you! and he finds more arrowheads. 4 in. x 2.75 in. $1.25
No bar too far. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Pave the trail! and put some frickin' escalators in too! 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
Peace through ping pong! Who needs war? Let's settle it over a nice friendly game of table tennis! 3.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Piece of shit. This is an original design and one I am very proud of. I think it may be one of my favorite stickers that I have ever made, ever. It is so concise, so simple. It reminds me of the "Hello Kitty (TM)" stickers of my youth. The steaming turd pictured on the sticker might be viewed as something else entirely if it were not for the revealing text beside it. A pictograph perhaps? Although, I guess if it were a pictograph, it would be a pictograph of a piece of shit. Anyway, the other interesting thing about this sticker is that it comes in a variety of shades of brown just like your own bowel. I threw some yellow ink into the dark brown ink pictured here while printing and the gradual combination remarkably morphed over the course of the run from a good solid movement color to the peanut butter color and texture that we all hate as does whoever pays for the toilet paper in your house. Some of the stickers are the color of my favorite (tan) m&m's (TM) of my youth that were so tragically removed from the bag to be replaced by those disgusting inedible blue ones (who in their right mind would ever eat a blue m&m (TM)? that's almost as bad as those orange baby aspirin smarties (TM)). Just as you eagerly look into the bowl after a good sit down to reveal the mystery of what you've created, the mystery of what color sticker you receive will not be revealed until that special enevelope arrives in your mailbox with your stinky sticker. 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
The Famous Poop Pack!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!! What an amazing deal!!!! You will receive a copy of each of our poop related stickers and 5 butt stickers!!!! Incredible!!! Great for cars, bikes, toilets, notebooks, computers, or anywhere! You'll get all stickers shown! OK, you can start the presses up again now. $3.99
Powered by Ramen! 3.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
pro-family pro-choice pro wrestling. 7 in. x 3 in. $1.99
proud parent of this junky car. It's a clunker, but it's my damn clunker! 8 in. x 2 in. $1.99
Proud parent of this steaming turd. Finally a sticker for everyone! Not all of us can have an honor student, but we all have an honorable turd now and then! 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
Real men shit their pants. c'mon, you know you've done it! (or someone you know has!) Now available exclusively in shit brown flavor/color! 4.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.25
Rock and Roll Forever! 3 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Rock n Roll. This is a new design drawn by my 7 year old friend and neighbor! 2.50 in. x 2.00 in. $1.25
What Would Scooby Do? 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Shalom. This Hebrew sticker says Shalom in the middle (Peace). Around the edge it says "Lo Yisa Goy El Goy Herev, Lo Il Mido Im Meel Hamach". This translates to "Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, nor should they study war". You may recognize it from The Old Testament. 2.50 in. circle $1.25
Small tits are beautiful. Damn straight! Don't let Barbie, Cosmo, every billboard promoting smoking, or the whole US culture tell you any different! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
On a steel horse I ride. Perfect for your bicycle or motorcycle! My Grandma put one on her walker and is going to sell them to her friends in wheelchairs too!! Long Live Bon Jovi!!!!! 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Shop at your local dumpster! One man's junk is another woman's treasure. 8 in. x 0.75 in. $1.25
Show me the gravy! I dream of flat grassy meadows as far as the eye can see... until I see that the bag price has dropped to $10. 7 in. x 1 in. $1.25
So why don't ya' marry it? 3 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
stinky hiker. That smell never quite goes away :) 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (black). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (blue). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (red). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (orange). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (green). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Talk to the foot. 'cause the hand ain't listening! 0.75 in. x 1.75 in. $.99
There is no mad tofu disease. 5.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
these aren't the droids you're looking for. Ride safely with the power of THE FORCE on your bumper. No guarantees for protection from speeding tickets though, leadfoot. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
this car nearly killed a motorcyclist learn to share the road. Great to slap on the bumper of that Hummer that just about ran you off the road! 4.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.25.
tree hugger. 3 in. x 2 in. $1.25
Tree planters do it anywhere between 1000 and 4500 times a day! This may be one of the funniest stickers I ever thought of next to E.T. for President. 8 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
ultimate lay. 4.5 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
UP. Show your Yooper pride! Smack one on yer snowmobile and one on yer '81 Dodge! and when the game warden asks to see your tag for that spike horn buck you just spotlighted out of season, flip 'em over to reveal the shining UP greatness stuck to his hindquarter, he'll start weeping and let you pass. 4.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99
Vet Techs do it doggie style. We all know someone who is a vet tech... show your appreciation to them with this clever little number! 6.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99
10 pack of vet techs do it doggie style stickers! $9.99
what's left? what's right? 3.25 in. x 1 in. $.99
Which way is north. We all have that friend that woke up in the morning and started walking the wrong way on the trail. This sticker will never let them live it down :) 3 in. x 1 in. $1.25
White Blazer. 4 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
yellow blazer. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
yes, I walked here from Georgia. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
yes, I walked here from Maine. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
yes this is my truck and no I won't help you move. If you have a pickup, my heart goes out to you. 8.25 in. x 1.5 in. $1.99
You only go around once so you might as well go around shitfaced. 9.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
- all of our stickers in alphabetical order
- our newest stickers
- hiking, outdoors, and Appalachian Trail stickers
- anti-Bush and other assorted political stickers
- stickers for women and girls
- might be construed as "offensive" stickers
- love and romance stickers
- Cheap grab bag, the best worst deal around, DO NOT BUY!!!
- A cute girl modeling some of our stickers
All of Our Stickers |
Swingers. 5.5 in. x 3.75 in. $1.99
kid peeing where he is supposed to. A take off on the popular "kid peeing on everything in the universe" stickers. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99
picture of hiker. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.25
hiker playing ultimate frisbee. 1.75 in. x 2.00 in. $1.25
hike naked (dude). and eat beans too! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.25
hike naked (woman). it puts color on your cheeks! 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.25
group of hikers climbing up a steep hill. Original artwork by Low Rider Press ice-cream man Martin Kraemer. 4.5 in. x 5.5. in. $1.99
we love the Appalchian Trail. 2.25 in. x 2.25 in. $1.25
A.T. Thru-hiker Answers. A quick cheat sheet guide for all Appalachian Trail thru-hikers! Slap this baby on your water bottle, journal, Leki Poles or anywhere! Show it to any weekend warrior who starts in with the questions! Makes a great gift! 3.5 in. x 4.0 in. $1.49
Alcohol Tobacco Firearms who's bringin' the chips? 9 in. x 2 in. $1.99
ask me about my explosive diarrhea. 3.25 in. x 0.75 in. $1.25
bikealicious! 3.5 in. x 1 in. $1.25
butt. two butts are better than one. 1.00 in. x 0.75 in. 4 butt stickers for $1.25 (color assortment includes blue and black)
car. I know you have seen all those perplexing oval stickers everywhere, proclaiming that someone loves some country or has visited someplace. It's like some secret code sometimes, trying to decipher where the heck they've been. Here is one that is all inclusive. 4.5 in. x 3 in. $1.99
car. I know you have seen all those perplexing oval stickers everywhere, proclaiming that someone loves some country or has visited someplace. It's like some secret code sometimes, trying to decipher where the heck they've been. This beauty is a take off on the large CAR sticker above, and comes with its' own exhaust fumes, yuck! Perfect for things that aren't a car, such as my phone. 2 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
Caution j-rooter on board! This is a great one to secretly place on the camper of that egotistical braggart who just got in 5500 trees and won't let you forget it. 2.75 in. x 2.75 in. $1.25
dance as you go. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Distillers do it in a vat! Brew-thru!7.75 in. x 1.25 in. $1.49
don't hate the playa hate the game. Awesome illustration by my 6th grader friend and neighbor. 3.5 in. x 2.50 in. $1.49
Drink moonshine. The official drink of the Kentucky Olympic basketball team. 2 in. x 1 in. $1.25
eat more pie (blue). 2.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
E.T. for President. Am I the only one who thinks this is funny? 2.5 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
Extra weight. A perfect sticker to put on your fuel bottle, water filter, ski poles, or hiking partner. 2.5 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Free the houseplants. It's time to start making a fuss about this important issue. There are billions of defenseless plants locked up in houses and apartments across the world! All they can do is sit and stare out the window of their prison at their brethren/sistren living outdoors in freedom! Longing, wanting for the fresh air of the real world...stuck inside the box... nothing to watch but FOX News and Sex and the City and Star Trek Next Generation reruns (which aren't bad, but not as good as watching mourning doves flirt in the springtime firsthand, whoa!). 5.75 in. x 0.5 in. $1.25
fuck you and your fuckin' Leki poles! back by popular demand! resurrected from the sticker grave! now more than ever! put it on your Leki poles! ha! 3.0 in. x 2.5 in. $1.49
girls love dirt!. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Go heavy. For those hikers that do not consider a stove, tent, and sleeping bag as luxury items. 2.5 in. x 2.5 in. $1.25
go ho or go home. We ran out of the purple so we will send ya a blue or green of this design. I hope that is OK. (we'll change the picture soon :) 4.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
got milf?. 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.25
Got soymilk? 6 in. x 1 in. $1.49
Harry Potter has a Hairy Pooper. 2.50 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Cool Chinese writing. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.25
Cool Hebrew writing. 2 in. x 2 in. $1.25
Hike your own hike. Got that Springer Fever???. Well get back out on the trail, yo!, you know you hate your job/major at school! 2 in. x 2.75 in. $1.25
Hiker babe. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Hiker bitch. Show your true nature with this classic. That yuppie gearhead will think twice before asking "Hey beautiful, going my way?" 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Hiker trash. A way of life, and infinitely more... 2.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
HIKERTRASH. now an extra large version for maximum exposure!!!! 9.25 in. x 2.5 in. $1.99
Hottie hiker. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Home is where you hang your foodbag! The hiker's creed. 2.25 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
Husky Heeb. Perfect for your large Jewish cousin, friend, or boyfriend. 3.5 in. x 2.00 in. $1.49
I'd rather be hiking the Appalachian Trail. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
I'd rather not be tree planting. It's a love/hate relationship, but mostly hate. 7 in. x 2 in. $1.25
I love my hoedad! so why don't ya marry it? ya' play with it all day! 9 in. x 1.5 in. $1.49
I love my truck! Um, then why don't you marry it and have a bunch of cyborg kids? 8.25 in. x 1 in. $1.25
I'm hornier than John Philip Sousa! Band geeks unite!!!!!!! Perfect for your tuba case! Yes, his name is spelled corectly. 2.50 in. x 1.50 in. $1.25
inner peace through impulse buying (blue). 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
instant family just add trail... thanks to Okeepa for this great new sticker idea, it only took me 10 years to finally print it :) 2.5 in. x 1.0 in. $1.25
I smoke crack for big miles. Now all will know how you power through those 25-mile days on the Appalachian Trail. GO LIGHT! 4 in. x 0.50 in. $1.25
I'm just a social drinker but I smoke crack like a motherfucker. 4.5 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
In case of fire, yell fire! This hot sticker will help guide your way when you lose your cool. 3 in. x 1 in. $1.25
It will be OK. 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
Jack Daniels for president. OK Mr. Jong Il, what ef we just set down and have a little drink and discuss this whole newkulur misunderstandin'. Ah'm sure we kin work et all out. 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
LOVE! 8.25 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
ten pack of big blue LOVE! stickers $12.99
Love stretched to cover the world! or your bike top tube! 7.75 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
spread the love sticker pack! An assortment of 20 LOVE! stickers of various colors! stick 'em on your pen, stick 'em on your friend, stick 'em on a bathroom stall, newspaper machine, or anywhere else that needs a little lovin'! each one measures 1.75 in. x 0.75 in. $1.99
Merry Christmas. Ho Ho Ho! 13.5 in. x 2.50 in. $1.99
Midwives help people out. 6.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99
ten pack of Midwives help people out stickers $9.99
twenty pack of Midwives help people out stickers $17.99
My dog can plant more trees than you! and he finds more arrowheads. 4 in. x 2.75 in. $1.25
No bar too far. 3.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Pave the trail! and put some frickin' escalators in too! 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
Peace through ping pong! Who needs war? Let's settle it over a nice friendly game of table tennis! 3.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Piece of shit. This is an original design and one I am very proud of. I think it may be one of my favorite stickers that I have ever made, ever. It is so concise, so simple. It reminds me of the "Hello Kitty (TM)" stickers of my youth. The steaming turd pictured on the sticker might be viewed as something else entirely if it were not for the revealing text beside it. A pictograph perhaps? Although, I guess if it were a pictograph, it would be a pictograph of a piece of shit. Anyway, the other interesting thing about this sticker is that it comes in a variety of shades of brown just like your own bowel. I threw some yellow ink into the dark brown ink pictured here while printing and the gradual combination remarkably morphed over the course of the run from a good solid movement color to the peanut butter color and texture that we all hate as does whoever pays for the toilet paper in your house. Some of the stickers are the color of my favorite (tan) m&m's (TM) of my youth that were so tragically removed from the bag to be replaced by those disgusting inedible blue ones (who in their right mind would ever eat a blue m&m (TM)? that's almost as bad as those orange baby aspirin smarties (TM)). Just as you eagerly look into the bowl after a good sit down to reveal the mystery of what you've created, the mystery of what color sticker you receive will not be revealed until that special enevelope arrives in your mailbox with your stinky sticker. 2.25 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
The Famous Poop Pack!!!!!!!! Stop the presses!!!!!! What an amazing deal!!!! You will receive a copy of each of our poop related stickers and 5 butt stickers!!!! Incredible!!! Great for cars, bikes, toilets, notebooks, computers, or anywhere! You'll get all stickers shown! OK, you can start the presses up again now. $3.99
Powered by Ramen! 3.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
pro-family pro-choice pro wrestling. 7 in. x 3 in. $1.99
proud parent of this junky car. It's a clunker, but it's my damn clunker! 8 in. x 2 in. $1.99
Proud parent of this steaming turd. Finally a sticker for everyone! Not all of us can have an honor student, but we all have an honorable turd now and then! 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99
Real men shit their pants. c'mon, you know you've done it! (or someone you know has!) Now available exclusively in shit brown flavor/color! 4.75 in. x 1.0 in. $1.25
Rock and Roll Forever! 3 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
Rock n Roll. This is a new design drawn by my 7 year old friend and neighbor! 2.50 in. x 2.00 in. $1.25
What Would Scooby Do? 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Shalom. This Hebrew sticker says Shalom in the middle (Peace). Around the edge it says "Lo Yisa Goy El Goy Herev, Lo Il Mido Im Meel Hamach". This translates to "Nation shall not lift up sword against nation, nor should they study war". You may recognize it from The Old Testament. 2.50 in. circle $1.25
Small tits are beautiful. Damn straight! Don't let Barbie, Cosmo, every billboard promoting smoking, or the whole US culture tell you any different! 3.5 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
On a steel horse I ride. Perfect for your bicycle or motorcycle! My Grandma put one on her walker and is going to sell them to her friends in wheelchairs too!! Long Live Bon Jovi!!!!! 5.00 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Shop at your local dumpster! One man's junk is another woman's treasure. 8 in. x 0.75 in. $1.25
Show me the gravy! I dream of flat grassy meadows as far as the eye can see... until I see that the bag price has dropped to $10. 7 in. x 1 in. $1.25
So why don't ya' marry it? 3 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
stinky hiker. That smell never quite goes away :) 2.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (black). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (blue). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (red). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (orange). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Stupid Nalgene Sticker (green). 2.75 in. x 1 in. $1.25
Talk to the foot. 'cause the hand ain't listening! 0.75 in. x 1.75 in. $.99
There is no mad tofu disease. 5.0 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
these aren't the droids you're looking for. Ride safely with the power of THE FORCE on your bumper. No guarantees for protection from speeding tickets though, leadfoot. 9.0 in. x 1.75 in. $1.25
this car nearly killed a motorcyclist learn to share the road. Great to slap on the bumper of that Hummer that just about ran you off the road! 4.0 in. x 2.0 in. $1.25.
tree hugger. 3 in. x 2 in. $1.25
Tree planters do it anywhere between 1000 and 4500 times a day! This may be one of the funniest stickers I ever thought of next to E.T. for President. 8 in. x 1.25 in. $1.25
ultimate lay. 4.5 in. x 2.25 in. $1.49
UP. Show your Yooper pride! Smack one on yer snowmobile and one on yer '81 Dodge! and when the game warden asks to see your tag for that spike horn buck you just spotlighted out of season, flip 'em over to reveal the shining UP greatness stuck to his hindquarter, he'll start weeping and let you pass. 4.5 in. x 2.75 in. $1.99
Vet Techs do it doggie style. We all know someone who is a vet tech... show your appreciation to them with this clever little number! 6.0 in. x 3.50 in. $1.99
10 pack of vet techs do it doggie style stickers! $9.99
what's left? what's right? 3.25 in. x 1 in. $.99
Which way is north. We all have that friend that woke up in the morning and started walking the wrong way on the trail. This sticker will never let them live it down :) 3 in. x 1 in. $1.25
White Blazer. 4 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
yellow blazer. 2.5 in. x 1.5 in. $1.25
yes, I walked here from Georgia. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
yes, I walked here from Maine. 3.25 in. x 1.00 in. $1.25
yes this is my truck and no I won't help you move. If you have a pickup, my heart goes out to you. 8.25 in. x 1.5 in. $1.99
You only go around once so you might as well go around shitfaced. 9.75 in. x 1.75 in. $1.99